- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

whats my name? Matt

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

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