What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Miscarriages.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

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minorities.....

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What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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