- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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