- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

Choir.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Chuck Norris Dies.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

This is a joke.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

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