how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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Guest what? Dog

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

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whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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Anti Joke

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