- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

A seal walks into a club.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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