Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

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Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

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Why did the woman stop running? She was an escaped convict that had been on the run for twelve years and the police had finally found the place where she was hidding. Upon arriving at her house she started to open fire on the three police cars, hit two cops and killed one more. The two are fine and are going through physical therapy as they were both hit in the spine and have a difficult time performing the smallest task. The one was one called billy. Billy had died in the hospital after asking if they had got her. He died believing a lie. They never got her. She is still on the run, I lied about her stopping.

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Get up Look in the mirror

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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