Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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copy me and i will kill you

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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