John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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Sex education in Texas.

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

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a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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