How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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Well, there's one way...

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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