The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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