- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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