what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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Black people

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Anti Joke

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