- Anti Joke

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

13 =B you just learned something

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.