Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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