What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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