What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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