What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

poop.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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