Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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Roses are red, violets are purple.

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Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

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You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

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There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

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mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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I was watching Fox news.

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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hi mom

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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