What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

womans having rights.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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