- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Im cute hehehee

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

identical jokes get different votes.

My wife made me a sandwich

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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