A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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im saul and i love cock

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

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Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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NEVER

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Women's Soccer.

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A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

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What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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Anti Joke

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