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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

what looks like a banana? a penis

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

feminists.

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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