Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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