- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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