Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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civil rights

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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Why? Because.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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