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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Women's rights.

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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