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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

what goes woof ? A dog.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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