- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

Saggy Nipples By chan chan

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

This joke is funny

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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