A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

boner

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

Rush Limbaugh

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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