What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

I just drank a cola.

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

Three black men were walking...

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

I have aids

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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