what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's the difference between a duck?

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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