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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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