life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

So, how 'bout that airline food?

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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