Antijokes...

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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