- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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