An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

I'm Polish.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

I like that, but why am I happy?

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

Justin beiber..

Albert your flies undone.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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