Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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wanna here a joke? you.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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I know there are, its not the illuminati, its not reptilian shapeshifters, nor Gods politicians nor the human condition. Its society today as it stands, they did not have the right to attack us, but if we had surpassed them, they would have lost all power, they are the relics of the past, and no matter how many of them stand, they do not grow, and what does not grow, stagnates until it finally dies. Lose hope in people most all you want, but not in the few that truly believe in you for all the good reasons in the world, perhaps we are idealists, or maybe we know that with you by our side, what we see as ideals, is something you can make come true.

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Infamous last words: "Phew these Germans are finally gonna let us take a shower! Okay who farted! And do not lie because it smells like gas in here!" "Oh Crickey! That reptoil looks dangerous! Good thing I am immune to reptoils... Wait are Manta-Roys reptoils? uh oh..." "Hi OJ dear! Say hello to my brothe..." Moral: Hmm my chest hurts I wonder if... YAAAAaaaaaaaaaaRAGHGHGhGHGHG *dead* RESURRECTION! Phew...

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how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

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. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

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There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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