What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

hey im leon and i love the chuckie

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

JUST KIDDING^

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Justin beiber..

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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