- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

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