So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Your mam is so fat.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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