- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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