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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

mark is religion

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

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