Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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