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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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