- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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