- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

the holocaust

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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