- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your face is kinda funny

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

And Stephen Hawking said.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Women's Rights

your no better than a cockroach

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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