Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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A storm be brewin!

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I walk into a bar...

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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What's 9 + 10 19

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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what do you call a middle-aged man with one blue suede shoe on, purple hair, pink skin, white eyes, no toenails, 67 fingers, 1 eye, a pocket watch, no clothes, and 8978967564567898765432345678765321234568909876543w245678909876543456098765323456-0987654367890-098765435678-09876543456789098765432345678909876543456789098765435678909876543234567898765323456890-987654345678900987654323456890987653234567890765434568909876543456899876543456789098765434568909876545678987654345678987654567898765434567898765478579458765456789876543223456789876543098765432123456898765432678987654230987653-098765434567898765434898765434567898765456787654567876 butt cheeks? bob.

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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