- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Sex vagina. lol.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

angelo snyder is not ga

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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