What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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What's a joke? Funny

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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