- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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