Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

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What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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