What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

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Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

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Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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being sober in a bar fight

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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