Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

what is orange? an orange

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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