- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

field day?

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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