- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

ask me if im a door yes

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

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