- Anti Joke

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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