Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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retard

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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