- Anti Joke

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Why did you step on my watermelon?

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue? The sky.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes