- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

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