- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Chuck Norris.

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