Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

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Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

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Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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