chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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Womens Rights

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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Anti Joke

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