Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

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Stop procrastinating.

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