- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

can you pass the soap?

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

Queens Park rangers

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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