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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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