2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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