Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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Sex education in Texas.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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