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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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