- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

What does two plus two equal? 4

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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