Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

my wife out of the kitchen

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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