- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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