- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Girls Lacrosse.

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Anything involving women..

Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

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