- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

I like your hair

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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