- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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